MY BEST PHOTOS OF 2014

It strikes me that so many of these year-end retrospectives start way too early, so I outwaited those dripping with impatience to make this eleventh-hour reveal after many days of careful consideration. Besides, I couldn?t really be bothered until now even if the idea has been percolating in my head for days.

Let me set the stage for you: chances are you?ll like most of these images, especially if you?ve just ingested a whole bottle of cough syrup. If you perchance do not like these photos, then may I humbly suggest you look at them a little while longer ? they might grow on you, not unlike a deadly toe fungus. My images tend to receive far more fanfare when those judging are on painkillers. So let your eyes cut loose: stare at the images one by one, let the aesthetics marinate, but not too long so they don?t become seared in your mind. Then clear your cache immediately.

So while I may be late to the game given that most photogs have long since posted their best-of galleries by now, it nevertheless gives me lukewarm pleasure to unveil the cream of the crop, my pictorial magnum opus in the form of this gallery below. Without further ado, I encourage you to crawl through the murky domains that follow :